I SHOT ELVIS!!!

There are those who will claim that Elvis Presley has been dead for many years, but I have evidence to the contrary. I was driving along O’Neill Road near Whiteabbey Hospital on Monday when I noticed Elvis himself, holding forth in song outside a house close to the road. Armed with my trusty Nikon F100, and loaded with Ilford 400ISO film – I shot Elvis!

Here is the proof – and the camera never lies.